HERES A PICTURE OF A MANURE FAN THATS JUST BEEN TOLD THE SEASONS MUCH LONGER THAN 3 GAMES!!

AND FROM WHAT I HAVE BEEN TOLD THIS BLOKE IS ONE OF THE SMARTER FANS!!

AN INTERVIEW WITH BETFAIR FORUMITE bansaiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii PART 1:

TEAM SUPPORT: Rangers

HOW LONG YOU HAVE SUPPORTED FOR:
Brought up in a Rangers family, although my first game wasnt till I was 11. Home to St Mirren, Rangers a goal up at HT, went for the pies with my cousin, MASSIVE queue, ended up missing the next 3 goals.


MOST MEMORABLE GAME:
Celtic 0- Rangers 3. Rangers needed a win to clinch the title, and got it, on their arch rivals home ground. Magic stuff

BEST GOAL:
Albertz vs PSV (in Holland). Wasnt a spectacular goal, by any means, but just what it meant. After a poor start to the Champions League, went to Holland still with high spirits. 81st minute goal secured the 3pts, and a fortnight later we humped them 4-1. (You will be happy to know, a certain horse featured player was on the park for them!)

FAVE PLAYER:
Previous- Jorg Albertz. Guy was a breath of fresh air in the Scottish game. A great player, and a true gentleman. Had a fierce left foot that rivalled ANYONE in europe. (Also the scorer of my most memorable goal )

Current- Hasnt been at the club too long, however JEREMY CLEMENT looks a cracking player. Turned 22 yesterday, so still got lot to see from him. Has exactly what you would want from a midfielder, and his pace and vision are both very exciting to watch.


VIEW ON INTERNATIONAL FOOTBALL:

I feel Scotland were desperately unlucky to be drawn in the Euro08 qualifing group that they were. The two world cup finalsits, Italy and France, and a last 8 qualifer- Ukraine. Also along with the usual Faroe Islands and lithuania (and into new territory with Georgia.) Under Smith, Scotland have played a hell of alot better. Their first game under him was a 2-0 loss in the San Siro, and even we got beat, its probably the best the team had played in 2 years. Although we lost at home to Belarus when we needed a win, we still beat Norway and Slovakia away, (in fact we humped the latter) and both these were good results. If things had gone better (draw wise) we could maybe have qualified. It now looks impossible!

Early next month is our first fixtures- home to Faroes and away to Lithuania. 6pts are desperately needed. Or were definitely fuked!

LAST NIGHT ME AND THE BIRD TRIED OUT BONDAGE!!

IM NOT TOO SURE ABOUT IT BUT SHE WANTED TO TRY IT OUT!!

BUT AS THEY SAY YOU SHOULD TRY EVERYTHING ONCE!!

HARDYS SAT BETS!!

RIGHT THEN HERE ARE MY BETS TODAY!!

MANBURE WIN £40

LIVERPOOL WIN £10
WEST HAM WIN £2

CHARLTO vs BOLTON NO BET

FULHAM LAY £10

THE MIGHTY GUNNERS £100 WIN

SPUDDIES £10 LAY

WIGAN LAY £10 (may well trade out for a no bet)

GOOD LUCK TODAY ALL!!

AND BE AWARE I DO NOT MIND LOSING MY £40 IF I GET TO LAUGH AT MANURE LOSING YET AGAIN!!

TODAYES REQUESTED BLOG UPDATE!!

TODAY IM POSING A QUESTION TO ANYONE UNFORTUNATE ENOUGH TO HAVE OPENED UP THIS BLOG!!

THE QUESTION I ASK IS WHY DO MANURE FANS SEEM SO BITTER ??

MY THINKING IS TWO FOLD:

A) THE NOT FOR SALE PROTESTS THAT THE MANURE MORONS PUT UP WERE FUNNY BUT THE SHATTERING REALITY THAT THEY WERE FOR SALE MUST HAVE HIT THEM HARD( a bit like arsenal will do to the twice this season)!!

B) THE FACT THAT THEY HAVE SPENT SHED LOADS ON MEDIOCRE PLAYERS BUT HAVE FAILED TO WIN ANYTHING PURPOSFUL FOR NEARLY 4 YEARS MUST BE EATING AWAY AT THEM (the 2 brain cells they each have start going nuts)!!

THIS IS MY MUM !!

I DO NOT SEE HER MUCH BECAUSE SHE IS SCARED OF MY MOODS!!

AND SHE HAS LOTS OF MEN HANGING ABOUT AND IM SCARED THEY ARE FROM THE CREDIT CARD COMPANIES!!

THE TERMINAL DECLINE OF MANURE!!

ALL THE PLAYERS THEY HAVE ARE OF POOR QUALITY TOO OLD OR CANNOT KEEP A COOL HEAD!!

THEY HAVE NOT WON A WORTHWHILE TROPHY FOR OVER 3 YEARS!!

THEY ARE OWNED BY AN AMERICAN!!

THEY PAID 18 MILLION FOR CARRICK WHO IS WORTH 6 MILLION!!

THEY WANT HARGREAVES AND HES CONTRACTED FOR 4 YEARS TO ANOTHER CLUB BUT THEY ARE DESPERATE!!

CONTACT HARDY!!

hardy_eusatce@hotmail.com

TO MY KNOCKERS ON BETFAIR!!

HOW DARE YOU SAY THAT I DO NOT GO TO GAMES!!

DO YOU KNOW ME??

DO YOU GO TO GAMES??

YOU MANPOO FAIRIES DONT BECAUSE YOU LIVE TOO FAR AWAY!!

AND YOUR UPSET BECAUSE YOUR TEAM IS IN TERMINAL DECLINE!!

HARDY'S PIMPED UP PHAT RIDE!!

THIS IS MY WICKEDLY FAST GTI !!IT NEEDS PIMPING UP WITH PHAT WHEELS AND HARDENED SUSPENSION!!I BOUGHT IT WITH THE £50 LEFT ON MY CREDIT CARD!!I USED THE OTHER £4950 TO BACK THE MIGHTY GUNNERS TO WIN THE C/L!!IT NEARLY CAME IN AT 55-1!!

THIS IS MY BEST MATE STEVE!!

HE HELPS ME WITH MY BETS!!

HE IS A BIG JOKER!!

HE DOES SOMETIMES SAY THINGS THAT MAKE ME UNCOMFORTABLE!!

HE TELLS ME THINGS HE DOES BUT IM NOT SURE THEY ARE RIGHT TO POST ON HERE!!

MANURE FANS OVER EXCITED AFTER FULHAM WIN!!

What a crock of shyte they are well excited and think that they can win but we all know they are poo!!

I've decided to add my picture so that you all can finally put a face to hardy!!

SOCCER 24/7 FORUM RECORD BANNING!!

THANKS TO THE GIRLS ON THERE IVE BEEN BANNED AFTER 6 HOURS!!

JUST BECAUSE I DARE TO BE DIFFERENT IN THAT IM A SOUTHERNER THAT HATES MANURE AND ALL THEIR PLAYERS!!

WELL YOU SOFT TW@TS!!

FACT!!

I ALSO HATE SPUDS WITH A PASSION!!

THINK THEY ARE A GOOD TEAM DO THEY??

BOTTLE A GAME AGAINST WEST HAM (WHO WERE FA CUP OCUPIED)!!

AND THEN BLAME THE FOOD AND SAY THEY MUST HAVE BEEN POISIONED BY GUNNERS FANS!!

ID POISION THE FU***** LOT OF YOU MORONIC FOOLS!!

READ IT AND WEEP MANURE MUPPETS!!

YOU BUNCH OF SOFT IN THE HEAD GIMPS!!

MY FRIENDS ON BETFAIR

THERE ARE A FEW OF YOU THAT I LIKE!!

JENS, KING KEV ARE MY FAVE FORUMITES!!

JENS KNOWS SOME BIG FISH IN THE FOOTBALL WORLD AND HE IS A NICE MAN!!

I DISLIKE THE FAKE GUNNER WINNERS BANK MANAGER HE IS A PAIN!!

I DO MISS MR_WINNER I FELT A CLOSE BOND WITH HIM!!

MAY I ADD I LOVE THE MIGHTY GUNNERS AND THEY ARE THE BEST IN EUROPE!!

FEEL FREE TO ASK ME QUESTIONS!!

Manchester United the bane of my life

I hate them so much. My wife hates them and you know that you hate them. Everything about them is just wrong. The fans are total muppets!!

fact!!

the terminal decline really cheers me up!!

When im out walking the dogs I shout abuse at anyone in a manpoo top!!

Not for sale my fu****g arse the clubs a sell out and so are the fans!!